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November 18, 2008

The Polite Fee

For the record, I love all of my phone sex callers who are for the most part incredibly levelheaded, smart and just great guys. Any one who has called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl knows that I operate a different kind of phone sex service. The service at Cheap Phone Sex is personal, never rushed, fun and affordable.

To keep everything friendly about five (5) years ago I instituted a ‘polite fee’. Now the polite fee doesn’t involve the majority of my callers but for the few where it applies I thought I mention it today.

If you hang-up, as would make sense if you called one of those pricey $4.99 or $5.99 per minute phone sex places, I charge a $4 polite fee. I realize some callers hang up without saying anything because they have been trained to do so in an effort to save themselves 5 bucks. My friends this is Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Staying on a minute longer to wrap things up is going to cost you at most 80 cents. Ending the call abruptly will cost you $4.

Now the first time this happens I do not apply the $4 ‘polite fee’. I give you the benefit of the doubt. The next time you call, however, I do remind you of the ‘polite fee’ and will apply it in the future whenever the incident happens again.

I recall one phone sex owner who is now out of business commenting that guys pay us and therefore it is OK to be rude. It is never OK to be rude. I would never hang up on you and expect the same from you.

I think I may have used the polite fee about a dozen times in the last five (5) years which is a clear indication that the guys who call Cheap Phone Sex are very polite indeed.

That’s the phone. Talk to you soon.

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November 17, 2008

Is It Me?

Since the election I received phone sex calls from everyone asking if anything has changed in our nation’s capitol. Believe it or not there is something in the air. Despite the economy and our wars, people seem to be happier. Just the other day I saw a big, scary looking guy skipping in the parking lot.

President Elect Obama has even been swore in yet.

Now here’s the weird thing. The Washington, DC metropolitan area has its neighborhoods. There is a place for diplomats, Pentagon workers, spooks i.e. CIA, FBI, NSA, press and Hill workers. Now I live in a rather trendy, upscale neighborhood with plenty of guns …I mean spooks. The election was on Tuesday and before the weekend was over half of my neighbors moved out. They were the Hill workers. But that isn’t the weird part. The next weekend all of their homes were filled with other Hill workers.

I am surrounded by Democrats!

They must have moved in while I was breathing in the air or something because all of my former Bush Administration neighbors are gone and now I have incredibly happy Obama supporters everywhere. Now I’m not complaining fortunately my next door neighbors are spooks that are hard of hearing so I can continue to be as loud as I want to be during my cheap phone sex session with you. Speaking of which when was the last time you called me?

You know I have a package of my own aka Cheap Phone Sex Package which is so much easier to hide from the wife amid all the Christmas shopping receipts. Soooooo …treat your self.

Oh, the phone is ringing. Yippee! It’s time to make someone happy.

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November 16, 2008

The Telephone Man Is Coming.

The telephone man is coming. The telephone man is coming! And not the good kind.

For the last two (2) years I have been at war with a certain telephone company that shall remain nameless but for simplicity sake we’ll call Verizon. Now don’t get me wrong I love Verizon, I have their stock, some of my best friends are gay…I mean work at Verizon. Well, the problem, will be rectified tomorrow or the next day or the day after that. Verizon wasn’t clear when their form of Obama change is coming.

Here’s the problem. To fix my telephone situation they may have to take the line out of circuit for a minute or a few hours or somewhere in between.

So, this week, if you hear something weird like worst case scenario a busy signal or a message stating the phone has been disconnected, don’t panic. It will all be fixed before the end of this week.

I’m just happy that the telephone man is coming. I guess that means I should find some clothes and hide my pornos.

Those of you who use this phone sex service on a regular basis know that whenever you call you should ONLY hear my voice. Do me a favor. When you call, if you hear anything other than my voice, please let me know. Deal?

That’s the phone. Later.

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November 10, 2008

My Civic Duty? Cheap Phone Sex.

I was a little slow on the uptake. Apparently something is amiss with the US economy. As a good American I decided that I must do something to help my fellow citizens. Answer? I am expanding my Cheap Phone Sex hours. It’s the least I can do. So, early this morning several phone sex callers were pleasantly surprised to hear my sweet voice – live.

Expanding my phone sex hours is the least I can do. During these times of economic uncertainty every hardworking American needs good, quality phone sex at a cheap rate. I could let my competitors handle the situation BUT they are really expensive and guys need cheap phone sex while the economy goes south.

What are the new Cheap Phone Sex hours?

Monday – Sunday
10:30 AM until 6:30PM
and again from 10:30PM until 12:30AM

Let’s take a little quiz on the new phone sex hours:

Question 1: When are you available for phone sex?
Looking for cheap phone sex? I am available from 10:30AM until 2PM. I take an hour-long lunch/dinner break at 2PM. After lunch I am available from 3PM until 6:30PM. I am now taking phone sex calls late at night from 10:30PM until 12:30AM.

Cheap Phone Sex Extra Credit: How long is my break?

Question 2: Can I schedule a phone sex session? Appointment?
To schedule a phone sex session, you must either be a Cheap Phone Sex Package holder or prepay for the appointment. Obviously, the session must begin and end within my call times. See Question 1.

Cheap Phone Sex Extra Credit: When is my break?

Question 3: What happens when I call at 5:30 AM? 8:30 PM?
I don’t work at 5:30AM or 8:30PM so when you call my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, you will hear a message featuring me. My cheerful little voice advises you when I will take calls again and if you can’t wait I provide you with another number to call. Isn’t that considerate of me? Thinking only of your joy, baby!

Cheap Phone Sex Extra Credit: The phone sex hours are listed for which time zone?

Question 4: Are you the cheapest, quality phone sex service in the United States?
The cheapest phone sex service? Well, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is definitely one of the cheapest, RELIABLE phone sex services within the US. Insofar as quality? That is something you will have to experience for yourself.

Cheap Phone Sex Extra Credit: How much? How much is a call? How much is the Cheap Phone Sex Package?

Cheap Phone Sex Update: I added another sex story to the site, The Dominant Wife. Oh, she’s a mean little bitch. Enjoy.

That’s the phone and right on time. Later.
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