Cheap Phone Sex: Soft or Hard – How To Measure Your Cock
Oops! I meant to say penis.
Whenever a guy calls Cheap Phone Sex and offers to share the size of his penis, he always asks – soft or hard?
Soft? Seriously? Let’s end this now. No one and I mean no one (not even your doctor) wants to know the size of a man’s penis when it is soft.
Measuring the cock is the act of measuring your erection. Therefore when you measure the penis must be erect. To be as accurate as possible the dick should be measured at different times: when waking, midday, in the evening and late at night. Efforts should also be made to measure your penis at different events: during a dry spell, after hours (or days) of screwing, when you have blue balls.
When you measure your penis, stand upright. Your penis should be parallel to the floor. Measure along the top of the penis from the base to the tip. A lot of guys use a ruler or a tape measure. Not everyone has a measuring tool but just about everybody has a dollar bill in his/her wallet.
Place the dollar bill at the base of your penis. If the dollar bill is longer than your penis (and I do mean penis) stop measuring. You are embarrassing yourself. If your penis is longer than the dollar bill, then let’s get out the tape measure. Accuracy is everything.
Now let’s get back to me. I do not have a penis but I know a lot about penises which is why so many guys call my phone sex line. The site and the service are called Cheap Phone Sex not because I am cheap but because my phone sex prices are so damn affordable. At Cheap Phone Sex the price of a call is 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum or $12 for 15-minutes. To call you must be at least 23 and have your credit card ready. To reach me call 1-888-669-6389.
Posted by Cheryl at January 28, 2010 11:10 AM
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