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July 20, 2006

Cheap Phone Sex: Phone Etiquette at Cheap Phone Sex

As most of you know I attended a fabulous university known for among other things its beautiful grounds. While studying on the quad parents would surround my friends and I snapping pictures nudging their kid saying, “Next year that will be you”.

True story.

Today I refuse to go to the zoo because, well, I feel their pain. People swarming around you while you sleep, eat and screw. Hmmm …on second thought maybe I should go to the zoo and make a special trip to the monkey cage. One can never get enough of monkeys screwing.

So after college when I moved to the Washington, DC metropolitan area my friends chuckled because living here means dealing with tourists – like those university tourists – a good 3-4 months out of the year.

Now, realize, that of all the things in the world, there is only ONE thing that really chaps my incredibly fabulous ass – TELEPHONE ETIQUETTE.

Given my profession one would think I would have gotten ‘over’ my phone etiquette issues but that is not the case. If anything I am even more dogmatic in my beliefs. You see I have a very simple philosophy of when you enter someone’s home you should be polite, courteous and respectful. For example, say you were a terrorist and for reasons I can not even imagine I enter your house. I would be the model houseguest while in your home. Of course I some as I back out of your driveway I am calling Homeland Security so that they may drop one of those bunker busters on your head BUT you can never say that I disrespected your home (while in your house). Telephone calls work the same way.

When you call, 1-888-669-6389, you are coming into my home. I expect you to be courteous, polite and respectful. Until I give you the ‘green light’ you are a perfect gentleman or gentle lady.

That isn’t too much to ask, right?

Bad Phone Sex Etiquette Scenarios – Bad Behavior (you will get phone sex if you do this)
[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello.
Wanker Phone Sex Caller: [heavy breathing]
Cheap Phone Sex: [click]

[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello.
Dirty Phone Sex Caller: I want to eat your pussy.
Cheap Phone Sex: [click]

[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello.
Phone Sex Caller - Another Wanker: I am so horny.
Cheap Phone Sex: [click]

[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello.
Obscene Phone Sex Caller: [sound of a cock being furiously masturbated]
Cheap Phone Sex: [click]

[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello?
Phone Sex Caller with No Money: Can I have a freebie?
Cheap Phone Sex: [click]

[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello.
Phone Sex Caller who Doesn't Read: How much is the call? OR Do you accept PayPal? OR What is your specialty? OR What girls can you choose from?
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So, let’s go over some good examples of telephone etiquette when calling Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.

Phone Sex Etiquette Example #1: Great for new callers to Cheap Phone Sex
[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello?
New Phone Sex Caller: Hi, my name is John S. I would like to do a call.

Analysis: The phone sex caller introduced himself and stated that he would like to do a call. My response is going to be positive and friendly.

Phone Sex Etiquette Example #2: Tip for regular callers of Cheap Phone Sex
[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello?
Regular Phone Sex Caller: Hi, Cheryl this is John S. Are you available?

Analysis: Again, the phone sex caller told me his name and asked if I was available to chat. There is a slight difference in the request to talk because my regular callers know if they have an issue or a quick story s/he would like to share I will listen – NO CHARGE. That’s why the question, “Are you available?”, is so awesome. My regulars and I have a connection of sorts.

Phone Sex Etiquette Example #3: Suggestion for callers with a Cheap Phone Sex Package
[Phone Ringing]
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello?
Phone Sex Caller with a Package (and not THAT kind): Hello, Cheryl this is John S. I have a package deal and would like to use one of my calls.

Analysis: Again my client shared his name, stated he has a package so I don’t have to ask and requested a call all at the same time. I love it!

While writing this I realized something. Individuals who call and either introduce themselves or share their names up-front tend to be burned into my memory. And what I mean by that is that I remember their voices. There is one guy in particular who doesn’t have noticeable accent or anything. When he calls I know who he is immediately because the first year or so he always introduced himself. Now when he calls I begin to tear into him and say the most obscene things. See good manners pay off in the long run.

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Posted by Cheryl at July 20, 2006 11:46 AM