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July 19, 2005Cheap Phone Sex: Warn Me Next Time
Over the weekend I reviewed a number of adult videos and I have a small request. Just as there are warning labels on cigarettes, liquor and really racy music cds there ought to be a big huge neon preferably blinking message on XXX movies stating there are lesbian images.
Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!
Imagine for a moment that you are sitting in your home. You popped in a compilation dvd and the first movie is hot. Lots of close-ups, real raw sex with plenty of juice – the natural kind. The second movie is just as juicy (no pun intended). I like a good orgy scene. The next movie starts great and before you know it two women are in a bubble bath. As I ponder how they got the bubbles so bubbly I begin to zone out. Then as I slowly inch my way to reality I find that the screen is nothing but carpet munching! Now this bears repeating. Ew!
Maybe it’s me but I believe that lesbian sex scenes are like filler. The producer wants to have a set number of movies on the dvd and to substantiate the price or something adds this lesbian fluff. Not that I have a problem with lesbians or anything but unless there is a strapon involved – you know penetration – I do not believe that qualifies as hardcore.
In other words: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!
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Posted by Cheryl at July 19, 2005 07:42 AM
