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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Links Explained</title>
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<description>I try to keep the advertising on Cheap Phone Sex to a minimum.  Last month I added a link to watch XXX adult sex movies online, on your phone or to have rentals discreetly shipped to your address.  Why?  Because a number of my phone sex callers wanted a link to legitimate, quality ‘porn’ movie service.  There is no other advertising at Cheap Phone Sex except the links located at the bottom of every blog post.  It is a nice mix of stuff I offer and services that you might find interesting in hopefully a non-intrusive way.  They are:

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Cheap Phone Sex is NOT Cheating.  
If I had a dollar for every time one of my phone sex callers wanted to meet in person, I would own a lot of Berkshire stock.  For the record I do not meet with any of my Cheap Phone Sex clients.  I never have and never will.  Now if you are looking for physical companionship, I am more than happy to brainstorm ways where you can meet that special someone.  That is if you are single.  Married guys are just SOL.  I do not advocate extra-marital affairs.  Did I mention that phone sex is not cheating?  So, if you are a phone sex client and you want to pull an Ensign or a Sanford, try this link.  
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: The Even Weirder Story of Governor Mark Sanford</title>
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<description>When I first heard the story of then “missing” Governor Sanford, I thought he was with his mistress.  I could not have imagined that he left the country to spend Father’s Day weekend with his Argentine sex partner.  Really?  There are 300 million Americans half of which are female and roughly 60% of legal age and Governor Sanford had to go strange shopping in Argentina.  By the way Governor Sanford is 49 years old and has four sons.  Now if I did not talk to my dad on Father’s Day I would be heart broken.  Plus my dad would guilt trip me about missing Father’s Day until his birthday or Christmas or both.

Now the powers that be are doing damage control.  So you can not believe anything coming out of Governor Sanford’s mouth or his staff or his family or anyone connected with him.  Here are the facts (1) the South Carolina newspaper, The State, knew about the affair aka sexual trysts since December; (2) that date strangely corresponds to the time the wife, Jenny Sanford millionaire heiress of Skil power tools, found out about the affair; (3) The first lady of South Carolina kicked Governor Mark Sanford out the house two weeks ago;  (4) Governor Sanford lied to his staff and said that he was going on a hike in the Appalachia Mountains; (5) Instead Governor Sanford ditched his sons Father’s Day weekend and hopped a plane to Buenos Aires to spend time “crying in Argentina”; (6) a newspaper journalist for The State was in Argentina at the time verifying the affair and identity of the mistress; (7) a newswoman got a hot tip that Governor Sanford was arriving in Atlanta after spending time in Argentina and believe it or not Mark Sanford gave her an interview.

Sometime between that interview and the press conference Governor Sanford must have realized that the jig was up. 

The hypocrisy is obvious.  Governor Sanford like most politicians ran on a campaign of being a “family man”.  Governor Sanford has a gorgeous wife who is as graceful as she is brilliant and he has been blessed with four healthy well-adjusted sons.  While Sanford has until recently been fortunate in his personal life, he has been plagued by state members of his own party.  And this little situation will more than likely be the end of his tenure as South Carolina’s governor.

In my opinion the affair is not the issue.  At issue here is the fact that the number one executive for the state of South Carolina was AWOL for a week and no one knew.  One’s personal issues (that are self-inflicted by choice) should not overshadow the oath of office or for that matter your responsibilities.

Ok that was me being serious.  This is my devious side.  I believe that Senator Ensign’s former BFFs, the Hamptons, have pictures or video of something.  That’s a theory.  We know that Governor Sanford confessed yesterday because the newspaper was going to publish today the e-mails between him and his sex partner, “Maria”.

Here’s the thing.  If you are having an affair, don’t send an e-mail because e-mails are like diamonds they are forever.  

That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

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<dc:date>2009-06-25T09:59:18-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: The Weird Story of Senator John Ensign</title>
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<description>A few days ago the junior senator from Nevada, John Ensign, held a press conference regarding his extra-marital affair aka sexual relationship with an unnamed woman on his campaign staff.  Wait.  This is where it gets weird.  The woman with her husband in tow steps forward.  Apparently Cynthia and Doug Hampton lawyered up.  Why does the unfaithful wife and her cuckold husband need an attorney?

Wait it gets weirder.

The cuckold husband, Doug Hampton, is the administrative aide of Senator Ensign’s Capitol Hill office.  For those of you outside the beltway that means cuckold Doug Hampton was the top dog in the DC office.  How does that work?  The administrative aide knows where the senator is every minute of every day.  Yet it is implied that we are to believe that Doug Hampton did not know his wife was alone with the senator.

There’s a story here boys and girls and it’s not the typical “politician has extra-marital affair” aka sex thing.  To be cuckold involves participation on some level.  I imagine that cuckold Doug Hampton participated on several levels.  Plus the fact that the Hampton’s 19-year old son also worked on Senator Ensign’s staff indicates to me that the couple was close and comfortable enough with the relationship to include their son within their work environment.

I wonder if Senator Ensign will follow the advice he gave President Clinton and resign his position as Nevada’s senator.  I doubt it.  I hope in the future Senator Ensign will remember John 8:7 and at least follow Christ’s advice.

That’s the phone!  Talk to you soon.

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<dc:date>2009-06-22T13:18:19-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Late Night with David Letterman</title>
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<description>For years I would toggle back and forth between Jay Leno and David Letterman.  I simply could not decide who to watch.  The compromise was to watch Leno’s standup (which was always better) and giggle at Letterman’s top 10.  Now that Leno is no longer in the same timeslot that can be no doubt that Letterman is the king of late night television.  While tall Irish men are always a plus, I simply do not get Conan.  I tried for two weeks and while giving Conan a chance missed the Letterman joke about …you know.

Last night satisfied with my decision I tuned in to Letterman and watched as he apologized (again) about the “joke”.  Cool.  The interesting thing about this story (which I hope is over) is what happened the following morning.  One of the top five stories on each of the major networks was Palin’s response.  It is not what she said but the fact that there was a prepared response in time for the news cycle on the East Coast.  Anyone inside the beltway should understand my meaning.

Oh, one of my regulars, VIP K-, thought my last post about (B-) was short for “boyfriend”.  Ah…no.  ‘B’ is the first letter of the phone sex caller’s name.  Remember?  I’m discreet.

That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
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<dc:date>2009-06-16T09:17:15-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Do Not Surf Without Protection</title>
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<description>Yesterday was great.  I had a great mix of regular phone sex callers and brand spanking new guys who just happened upon the site, Cheap Phone Sex.

My regular B- called and he was so cute.  He asked if I could “help him out” which of course I thought was a euphemism for …you know.  Boy, was I wrong!  B- wanted me to help with another problem.  It seems he was on the internet looking at dirty videos and caught something.  There is this nasty script floating around that downloads when viewing video.  Oh you know it when you see it because within minutes you get this fake pop-up stating that your computer may be infected and you should buy this and that to remove it.  If you get one of these fake pop-ups DO NOT click anything and for goodness sakes do not buy the crap they are trying to sell you.

I gave B- a step by step tutorial of how to remove it and chided him for calling me for computer advice.  That’s when he said, “Well, since I got you one the phone…”  Dirty boy.

Here’s the thing.  Do not surf the internet without protection.  Would you get a piece of strange without using a rubber?  Don’t surf without a condom.  Make certain you have a reputable virus program running in the background at all times, that the virus updates are current, back-up your hard drive periodically and at least weekly run a spyware scan to check for nasty scripts like the one mentioned above, keyloggers and other harmful malware that attempts to invade your privacy and steal your information.

I rarely visit an adult entertainment site run by someone I do not know either personally or professionally.  B- picked up his ‘nasty’ on a new tube site that was unfamiliar to me.  While I have issues with tube sites I know the videos are checked for funny stuff at PornoTube and RedTube.  So, if you have to view some free videos you may want to try these sites or check out the movies links at Tommy’s Bookmarks and Persian Kitty.

That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

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<dc:date>2009-06-11T10:55:58-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: I’m Baaaaaack!</title>
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<description>For the last two weeks I have had the flu.  I thought it was an allergy and would pass in 24 or 48 hours.  Then I developed a fever and other flu symptoms started to manifest.  About 4 or 5 days in I was not able to breathe and had to be hospitalized.  Everything happened rather quickly but all is well now.  

I want to thank everyone who sent cards and flowers.  Your well wishes are greatly appreciated.  And that one VIP who cropped the picture for me – you are a life saver.

Here’s the thing.  I have not been able to smell anything for 14+ days.  The doctor seems a little worried.  I am not.  If there is a flu that can permanently knock out my sense of smell then it is the end of times and I have a lot more to worry about like hell.

For the record because I provide phone sex services I am not going to hell.  However, because you are calling Cheap Phone Sex, you might.  Check with your religious person.

Not being able to smell is sort of fun.  I hand washed my kitchen and bathroom floors and did not worry about the fumes.  I was finally able to ask that one Library of Congress research librarian – the one with the halitosis – my list of questions regarding a 1913 bill I have been researching.  And I had a big sausage and onions hoagie smothered in smelly cheese.  Boy was that yummy.

The one drawback of not being able to smell is not knowing if I smell funny.  Oh, I don’t, but the guys have fun trying to find out.

That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

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<dc:date>2009-06-10T11:08:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Nancy Pelosi and Pussy Galore</title>
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<description>When did the RNC begin supporting Democrats?

Over the weekend my fellow Republicans using RNC funds and resources (now do you see why I stopped contributing) put together a little video comparing the Speaker of the House and second in line to the Presidency, Nancy Pelosi, to Pussy Galore.  You remember Pussy Galore, right?

In the last week Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been called a bitch, a hag and numerous references to her physical features, clothing and whether she has had a face-lift or botox has been made.  All of these “criticisms” are based on the fact that she has a pussy hence the comparison to Pussy Galore.

Pussy Galore was the main Bond Girl in the film Goldfinger.  If you get the chance, rent the movie or better read the book.  Apparently whoever put together the video did not read the book.  Pussy Galore is a lesbian who runs a criminal organization of very flexible like-minded women, The Cement Mixers.  In the book Pussy attributes her lesbianism to the sexual abuse she endured as a child at the hands of her uncle.

Now, I do not know much about Speaker Nancy Pelosi but I am pretty damn sure she was not sexually abused as a child (not funny) and she is not a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with it).

I realize that the ass-hats currently running the RNC have no sense of American history let alone world history and I suppose reading comprehension or the simple understanding of character development in a film is equally difficult.  Pussy Galore was not influenced by the typical machinations that normally bring namely men down: women, gambling, drink and drugs.  In other words she was no pussy.

Pussy Galore did not take a lot of BS, was above the fray, got the job done and when given the opportunity did the right thing.  Correct me if I am wrong but these are attributes we would all like to see in our elected officials.

I am by no means a supporter of Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  I firmly believe that she and Harry Reid need to step down.  Neither has the leadership ability to do what needs to be done in the House and Senate.  Unfortunately that argument will never be made if time is being wasted gender bashing.

If the RNC wants to criticize Nancy Pelosi, then treat her like male opponents have been treated in the past and attack her record.   If it has not already attacking her gender is going to backfire.

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<dc:date>2009-05-24T07:26:45-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Are You Ready for the Summer?</title>
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<description>Why is Memorial Day weekend considered the “unofficial” beginning of summer? Personally I like to stick with the correct albeit pagan ritual of the Summer Equinox.  That’s when I celebrate Summer.  In the mean time I take pleasure in watching my fellow Washingtonians go through the ritual of leaving the city so that they may exchange one watering hole (the bar) for another (the beach with preferably a bar).

I take pleasure in this because tons of people are leaving the beltway that means more room for me.  Restaurants are less crowded and the monuments are more accessible.  The only crowd I will see this weekend will be via my binoculars as I watch the spectacular fireworks.

Memorial Day weekend also marks the opening of the outdoor communal pools.  I just got a flyer which states the normal stuff with something added about not being sick when entering the pool.  Duh.  I think this warning has something to do with the swine flu hub-bub.  Correct me if I am wrong but there hasn’t been a single case of human-to-human infection.  And you can not get it from eating pigs.  I am at a loss.  How does one get H1N1, swine flu or the more appropriately named Mexican Flue?

There seems to be a disconnect.  On the one hand some jurisdictions have either closed schools or are leaving that option on the table should any of the students come down with something, but on the other hand the same jurisdictions are having the students swim.  This is why I am a member of a country club. 

Oh, that’s my phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
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<dc:date>2009-05-22T11:17:17-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Michelle Obama’s Arms</title>
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<description>Every other day I “hike” around the Mall or the Pentagon and on opposite days I swim a few laps.  Normally I avoid the interior areas of the gym like the plague or MRSA.  Well, day before yesterday I had a hankering for a smoothie and possibly a muffin.  Naturally I could make my own smoothie and fire up the oven and bake a muffin.  Did you know Reynolds has foil type baking cups?  So, you do not need to even use a pan if you only want one cupcake or in this case a single muffin.  

Anyhow, I wanted something “store bought” and my craving had me by the balls (that is if I had balls).  Minutes later I was driving around in the middle of evening rush hour and the thought hit me – the gym!  They have great smoothies and interesting concoctions of muffins and other baked stuff.

Like I said I rarely venture into areas of the gym besides the swimming pool.  Imagine my surprise when I found the place packed.  It was a regular little meat market of hot bodies working out and eyeing other hot bodies.  Well, that was not anything new.  What I found interesting was the following: 

Rooms full of women working out on their arms.  A staff member asked me if I wanted to take a Michelle Obama class.  I asked, “The First Lady is teaching a class here?”  The answer was no but these arm training classes were inspired by Michelle Obama’s excellent physique namely her fabulous arms.  Their words not mine.

Anyhow I had to pass on the arm class.  I have a regular routine of walking, swimming and eating stuff that reminds me of the need to walk and swim.  By the way the smoothie was good and the cranberry-raisin muffin was just the energy boost I needed to take phone sex calls later in the day.

Uh oh.  That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
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<dc:date>2009-05-16T09:26:24-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: The Cheap Phone Sex Package</title>
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<description>When calling Cheap Phone Sex, you have an option of either buying a single call at a rate of 80 cents per minute with a 15-minimum or simply 15-mins for $12; or you may purchase a package of phone sex calls aka Cheap Phone Sex Package.  

There are three Cheap Phone Sex Packages:
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For my regular callers who are truly phone sex connoisseurs there is also a VIP Package.

There are THREE RESTRICTIONS for the Cheap Phone Sex Package:
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2. The minimum time for a phone sex call is 15 minutes.
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For obvious reasons the Cheap Phone Sex Package is great for married guys or men with very involved girlfriends/partners who like to review their credit card statements.

To purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package, simply call 1-888-669-6389, and let me know you would like a 4, 7 or 10 call phone sex package.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.

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<dc:date>2009-05-15T10:27:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Craigslist Is Dropping Erotic Services and Starting an Adult Section That Will More Than Likely Continue To Discriminate Against Phone Sex Owners</title>
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<description>If you did not know before, Craigslist has an Erotic Services section where women sell their services for “roses” which is code for cold hard cash.  The Erotic Services section will be disbanded within seven (7) days and rebranded as some sort of an adult section.

At first I did not know much about Craigslist but years ago a horny friend of mine would call me periodically and goof on the male escorts.  There was this one guy who had a cock so big my incredibly straight buddy seriously would have switched teams if only for one night.  But I digress.

Soon I began advertising Cheap Phone Sex on Craigslist.  At first it was pretty sweet.  I got a slew of new phone sex callers and made $200-300 a day off a single Craigslist ad.  Nice, huh?  Oh, the drama!  In a nutshell apparently there is an ongoing war between phone sex owners and escorts.  How it started and for how long it has been going on I have no idea.  All I know is that whenever I placed a wonderfully written phone sex advertisement within the Washington, DC section of Erotic Services my ad would be flagged.  Flagged is Craigslist speak for “the community” believes that there is something wrong with the ad which could range from spam to illegal stuff to whatever.  Whatever is right.  

What guy living within the Washington, DC metropolitan area would not want to chat live with a woman in the same city?  And at my phone sex prices?  I seriously doubt that potential phone sex clients were &quot;flagging&quot; me.  They were not!  The flagging stuff was systemically happening to just about every phone sex owner.  The phone sex owners claimed it was the escorts.  And if you think about it, it makes sense.  A guy could spend on average $19.99 on a phone sex call and get the same result in lieu of spending significantly more on an escort.  So after two years (I am a very patient person) I went on the Craigslist forum, provided a copy of my phone sex ad and asked why (oh why) was my ad being flagged within minutes of being posted.  Seriously, my would-be phone sex clients never saw my advertisements.  The response I got will surprise you.

Phone sex is not locally based and is therefore not appropriate to advertise on Craigslist.  My legal phone sex business that has been in service for 10 plus years and is locally based within the Washington, DC metropolitan area can not be advertised within the Washington, DC section of Erotic Services.  

So, I took my marbles and went away.

Then, several months later (like I said I am very patient) Craigslist instituted this new program for Erotic Services.  You had to associate a telephone number to your account.  OK, done.  Result?  Same BS flagging drama.  Then a couple of months later Erotic Services’ advertisers had to ‘pay to play’.  No problem.  The flagging thing was solved BUT the other “companies” advertising within the Erotic Services section were questionable at best.  As an advertiser one had to wonder the caliber of people purchasing services within Craigslist’s Erotic Services section.  So, I opted to stop advertising on Craigslist and then the thing happened...you know.

Now, I have been in the adult entertainment industry for a long time and very little shocks me.  However, seeing the number of young women selling their bodies online was a little disconcerting.  Read some of the ads.  I commented to a friend that I had no idea there were so many whores in DC which I later learned pales in comparison to the volume and activity in places like San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York City and Boston.  I suppose in this society many women like Miss California of the Miss USA pageant have nude and semi-nude photographs floating around in the ether, but I have to ask Craigslist, “What were you thinking?”

I have never been to an adult webmaster aka “pornography” convention where anything illegal was being advertised or sold.  You would be surprised but in general adult entertainment owners are well versed in the law as it pertains to their industry.  I will talk about this later but the one think that ticks me off is when a mainstream company attempts to straddle the fence and pick the pockets of this side of the line.  It didn’t work for Keen and it won’t work for Craigslist.  Why?  Neither of them ever took the time to learn the business, the rules and most importantly the law.  

So, Craigslist is going to start an Adult section where the ads are going to be reviewed by members of their staff.  Really?  I suggest Craigslist have a conversation with the Adult section of Google Ads, Yahoo Search Marketing and the larger escort directories because while it sounds simple, it is anything but simple.  Oh and one last unsolicited suggestion: include individual phone sex owners.  Look I am not an affiliate hawking phone sex numbers.  Those services are out there.  Also out there are hundreds of single girl phone sex owner/operators and small and mid-size businesses that do not use affiliates to advertise their numbers and guess what ...we are legal entities.  

Cheap Phone Sex is a real business that is locally owned and operated right here in our nation’s capital.  If the caliber of advertisers is better after the rebranding, then I fully expect to advertise Cheap Phone Sex within the Washington, DC section.

That’s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl, the owner of Cheap Phone Sex
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex because of the price.
ONLY $12 for 15-minutes, call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389.

Phone Sex Tips
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<description>I put together a free picture site featuring Mika Tan dominating two rope sluts.  The site is aptly named Asian Mistress.

Remember if there is something you would like to see just let me know and I will see what I can do.
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<description>As I indicated earlier in Cheap Phone Sex Tips, to have a pleasant phone sex experience, one needs to be in a good mood and comfortable.  Once at ease, relax and have fun!

Phone sex is really that simple.

Do Your Homework.
Before calling any phone sex service, you really have to do your homework.  Namely, make certain that you are only dealing with a reputable phone sex company that does not sell your personal information, secures your credit card data and NEVER attempts to solicit you by mail.

Your Information Is Secure at Cheap Phone Sex.
Cheap Phone Sex is a reputable phone sex service.  Your personal information is never sold.  Hell, I do not even take notes so there is nothing to sell.  Your credit card information is secure.  I follow strict Visa/Mastercard guidelines which states that not only is your credit card information to be encrypted but also the credit numbers can not be stored on any of my systems and they are not – ever.  

Your Privacy Is Assured at Cheap Phone Sex.
I have a rule that I never contact a client.  Even if we get disconnected I wait for you to call me back.  I have never and will never solicit phone sex callers via telephone, email, regular mail or any other means.  Bottom line: Cheap Phone Sex is an opt in service.  You contact me.  It is never the other way around.

Know What You Are Getting and How It Is Billed.
Finally, know what you are getting e.g., how much phone sex time and any perks like free web cam time or pictures, how much you are paying and how the charge will show up on your check or credit card.

At Cheap Phone Sex, I keep things free and easy.  The price is always 80 cents a minute.  I offer phone sex minutes and your credit card is discreetly billed.

Once your credit card is approved, well, you are pretty much on your own.  Each phone sex operator has her own style.  When you call me at Cheap Phone Sex, know that I will guide you throughout the call.

That’s my phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
Cheap Phone Sex
Call 1-888-669-6389.
It’s ONLY $12 for 15-Minutes.
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<description>Lately I have been getting a number of new clients and surprisingly several new users of Cheap Phone Sex are for the most part new to phone sex.  So, this is for you:

Cheap Phone Sex Tips.

First, before calling 1-888-669-6389, make certain that you are in a good mood.  Phone sex is so much better when all parties have a smile on their faces before, during and especially after the phone sex session.

Second, make certain that you have your credit card information handy.  I am often surprised that when I answer the phone at times the credit card is in the other room.  Have it ready and know what the price of the phone sex call is.  At Cheap Phone Sex the price is always 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum or simply 15-mins for $12.  For regular callers there is an option to purchase a package of calls at a fabulous discount.

Third, in addition to being in a good mood make certain that you are comfortable.  I think the two go hand in hand but sometimes especially new phone sex callers are so nervous they forget their own comfort.  Try to find a place where you will not be interrupted.  Perhaps in an area where you will not be overheard and can finally breathe.

And lastly, have fun!  

Cheap Phone Sex is about uncensored adult conversation that is both sexy and informative.  Our phone sex session is about you and your needs.  So, call me.
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<description>For the record, teabagging is a sexual term.  Like &quot;twat&quot; it only means one thing.  Teabagging happens when a man places his balls in another person’s mouth.  Notice how I said “another person’s”.  I did not say in a woman’s mouth because teabagging is of gay sex origin.  Meaning this is a sexual term describing man on man sex.

Are we all clear as to what “teabagging” is?

My attorneys have warned me time and again to avoid certain topics on adult websites.  I shouldn’t talk about fisting or bukkake.  I should avoid shemales and gay sex.  Not lesbian sex mind you because everyone loves lesbians.  Naturally children and animals are off limits.  Matter of fact I can not discuss my dogs on here because someone may get the wrong idea.  I can not stroll down memory lane and describe childhood memories because again someone could get the wrong idea.  And heaven help me if I want to talk about religion.

I get it.  This is an adult site.  I discuss “mature content”.

So, my friends, why are my fellow Republicans using a sexual reference to describe a political situation?  A faux political situation?  If this was the first time I would have let it go.  But over the years there have been several sexual terms used to describe political events.  Remember early withdrawal?  Remember that nutty Republican senator from Pennsylvania who just couldn’t let the bestiality thing go?  Or how about all the gay sex terms describing the War on Terrorism?

Enough!

Leave teabagging where it belongs, in the bedroom.

Cheryl
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex because of the cheap rates.
ONLY $12 for 15-Minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389

Cheap Phone Sex Packages
Purchase 4, 7 or 10 phone sex calls at a discount
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