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<title>Let&apos;s Talk About Payment Options at Cheap Phone Sex</title>
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<description>At Cheap Phone Sex I only accept credit cards and on occasion Amazon gift cards.  When I say credit cards I mean Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover AND debit/gift cards with the aforementioned credit card logos.

Yesterday a guy called and asked if I take PayPal.  Now we all know the answer to that question, right?  If not, take a trip down memory lane, and check out PayPal and Phone Sex Don&apos;t Mix.  Many of the older guys remember the good old days when you could honor pay or direct bill.  The only large phone sex company that still does that can be reached at 1-800-636-4200 for direct billing.  Still other guys would like to bill their phone sex session to their telephone or pay by check.  You need to call 1-800-298-4710 to pay by check or to choose the telephone billing option.

To chat with me you must have a credit, debit or gift card.  When you have your card handy call, toll-free, 1-888-669-6389.

Talk to you soon!

Cheryl
It&apos;s called Cheap Phone Sex because of my cheap phone sex rates.
ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.  Call 1-888-669-6389.</description>
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<title>At Cheap Phone Sex It&apos;s Always $12 for 15-Mins When You Talk to Me, Cheryl</title>
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<description>At Cheap Phone Sex the price of a phone sex call with me, Cheryl, is always $12 for 15-minutes.  This has always been my phone sex rate and it&apos;s doubtful the price to chat with me will ever change.  I am often asked how I manage to keep my phone sex prices so low while other phone sex companies charge twice and even three times as much as I do.  Well, I don&apos;t have an answer for that for one very simple reason – I don&apos;t know what the other phone sex ladies are doing.  I am not familiar with their overhead, split or advertising requirements.  What I do know is that I like to keep things simple and those of you who are frequent visitors to Cheap Phone Sex know that simplicity is what makes our conversations so much fun.

It&apos;s ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.  That&apos;s 15-minutes of uncensored, adult chat where you get to meet a new friend or keep in touch with an old one.  In this industry that&apos;s a pretty sweet deal.

That&apos;s my phone.  I hope it&apos;s you.

- Cheryl
1.888.669.6389
Only $12 for 15-mins
This is NOT a special but my every day cheap phone sex rates.</description>
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<dc:date>2012-01-03T10:02:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex on Twitter, Facebook and Google+</title>
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<description>As you may have noticed I made quite a few changes to the Cheap Phone Sex site.  The biggest change are the Twitter, Facebook and GooglePlus buttons.  It is ...what?...5 or 6 years after the fact but I finally have gone “all in” with the whole social media jazz.  While I had one of the first Twitter accounts and signed up for Facebook back when it was a college thing I never “got” the social media hype.  Seriously who wants to read my tweets about going for a swim?  Then there was an issue of mixing my phone sex stuff with my family and friends.  I mean I can&apos;t really talk about deep throating and then ask my nana for the recipe for homemade chocolate frosting, can I?  You see my problem?  Then earlier this month I did something eye opening I signed up for GooglePlus.

I am one of those rare birds in that before signing up for anything I read the terms of service.  I spent a day or two reading through Google&apos;s stuff AND watching their help videos.  Not sure what it was but I finally “got it”.  Oddly I can&apos;t explain it, but I get it now.  Before I could finish the sign up process I added social media buttons to all my pages and began “sharing” my thoughts and Cheap Phone Sex with the world.

That&apos;s the phone.  Talk to you soon.

Cheryl 
Only $12 for 15-mins.  Call 1-888-669-6389 or grab a phone sex package.
For sexy phone sex women, men and shemales available 24/7 visit Phone Sex FAQ.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-12-28T09:25:25-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Eidetic Memory</title>
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<description>Earlier in the year I was completely freaked out after watching the pilot episode of the original Charlie&apos;s Angels.  You see I was able to remember every word in the episode.  Now I don&apos;t watch a lot of television, I am not a particular fan of Charlie&apos;s Angels and I have never seen a rerun of the show since it went off the air in 1981.  I watched  the second episode, the third episode and stopped at the sixth episode.  I knew all the words!  Freaky, right?  So I called my parents to see if I had a weird obsession with the show.  I didn&apos;t.  Or if something traumatic happened to me during this time.  The answer was no.  I called the network to find out how often the season 1 episodes ran way back when and then I got tested.

I am suffering from eidetic memory.  It&apos;s commonly called photographic memory but it refers to an ability to recall images, sounds, smells and touch with a wicked precision.  Personally I am not very good at recalling images BUT as many of you know I can remember a conversation verbatim.  I can also remember smells like a blue tick hound.

After going through a battery of tests these PhD types informed me that I am a true rarity.  I didn&apos;t tell them this but the rest of my family is equally freaky.  My cousin can take one look at anything no matter how complex and draw it from memory.  They wanted me to take more tests – indefinitely.  I declined because my reason for seeking help in the first place was to answer a question: how is it that I know the dialogue of a television show I saw one time as a kid.  Now I know why.
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It&apos;s December Cheap Phone Sex admirers and you know what that means ...phone sex!  Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389 and talk to me, Cheryl.  The price is Only $12 for 15-mins.  Talk to you soon.</description>
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<title>I Say Merry Christmas Because I Am A Very Naughty Catholic</title>
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<description>Tis the season and so begins another round of Christian on Christian bashing.  You see some Christians like to say Happy Holidays and then there are other Christians like me who prefer to say Merry Christmas.  Yeah it is Christian on Christian bashing.  You don&apos;t expect for example a Jewish person to run around saying Merry Christmas, do you?  They&apos;re Jewish!  This is a Christian thing.

I said it before.  I say Merry Christmas because I am Catholic.  It&apos;s what we do.  Now whatever your personal belief if you want to say Happy Holidays I am not going to bash you or look at you funny.  I swear I feel like I am living in a Dr. Seuss book.  Do you eat your bread with the butter side up or down?
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It&apos;s Cyber Monday, eh?  Well, while you are picking up bargains for the family you might as well treat yourself to a Cheap Phone Sex Package of 4, 7 or 10 phone sex calls.  This time of year it&apos;s very easy to slide in credit receipt of naughty goodness.  Call me.  1-888-669-6389.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-11-28T08:24:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Hey Bible Thumpers I Have A Job For You</title>
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<description>I grew up in a small Southern community.  It was a dry county which means liquor was not sold anywhere in the county and the community observed certain blue laws that restricted shopping and certain activities on Sundays.  I was reminded of this when much to my horror I caught a local news segment of people camping out on a Wednesday for Black Friday.  They missed Thanksgiving and the point of the holiday which is fellowship.  Hey, it you are hanging out in the cold with your family and friends I have not beef BUT that is still what happened.

Remember the good old days when every thing was closed on Thanksgiving?  Remember when your mother or grandmother would freak out the Wednesday before Thanksgiving going over all the grocery items making sure she got everything because the store was closed tomorrow.  Ah good times.  Remember when everything was closed on Christmas except Chinese restaurants and movie theaters.  In those days we had to spend time with family because there was nothing else to do.  I miss those days of forced family time.

So to the bible thumpers that read Cheap Phone Sex and I know you do.  Don&apos;t deny it.  Instead of doing the usual “christmas is being attacked” stuff do something useful.  Bring back the blue laws!  Two days ...we need two days to shut down everything and take a breath.
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It&apos;s called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl for a reason: I&apos;m Cheryl and my phone sex rates are so affordable I feel like I should put on a chicken suit and sell cars.  When you call 1-888-669-6389 and talk to me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes.  Must be 23+ to call.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-11-25T08:56:31-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Damned If You Do and Damned If You Don&apos;t</title>
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<description>Is it me?  For years now I have explained how phone sex works particularly my little corner of the business, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, and every day there is always someone who still doesn&apos;t get it.  If that is you, listen up.

To chat with me, Cheryl, call my toll-free phone sex number 1-888-669-6389.  When you talk to me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes.  Each additional minute is 80 cents.  Now the best times to reach me are between 10AM and 6PM eastern.  Simple right?  Now here&apos;s where it goes downhill.

So, the phone rings and I say, “Hello” and you know what happens?  New callers freak out.  Apparently they were waiting for a phone sex recording.  You know the ones I mean.  Some breathless hottie talking about how she&apos;s wet and waiting for your call.  Um, no.  That doesn&apos;t happen at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.

At Cheap Phone Sex I answer the phone.  If I am on a break or off for the day, you get a recording ...it&apos;s my voice and while I am hot, I am not breathless.  Channel Dragnet&apos;s Joe Friday.  My recording gives you “just the facts” and then a nice dispatcher hooks you up with dozens of ladies AND shemales.

So, if you are new and call Cheap Phone Sex, be prepared to say hello and have your credit card ready.  Regular caller you know the drill.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-11-24T13:56:21-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>NSFW versus SNSFW</title>
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<description>I am revamping the Cheap Phone Sex site and tagging various video clips and photo galleries as NSFW.  Everyone knows the NSFW stands for not safe for work, but are you familiar with the acronym SNSFW?  SNSFW means so not safe for work.  What exactly is the difference?

Let&apos;s say you find a cute YouTube video of baboons fucking. Is that safe for work?  Well it depends.  Do you work for the National Zoo?  Are you a primatologist?  Perhaps you are a graduate student studying the mating habits of primates with large colorful asses.  In other words there may be a scenario where while at work watching a video of baboons fucking makes sense.  Whether it&apos;s safe to watch or NSFW depends on your particular situation.

SNSFW means that within the known universe there is not a situation where it is ok to view the video at work.  Take for example a home movie of you fisting your girlfriend.  You could be a gynecologist writing a paper on the elasticity of the pussy and that movie would still be SNSFW.  Or how about a video of you cumming in your hot neighbor&apos;s cunt while moments later your wife eats her out?  Again, you could be writing a book on how infidelity ruins marriages and that video would still be SNSFW. See the difference?

Phone sex is both NSFW and depending on what you want to discuss SNSFW but here&apos;s the sweet part: while you are at work you don&apos;t need to visit the Cheap Phone Sex site to connect with me or any of my girls.  All you need is my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389.  It&apos;s dirty SNSFW stuff via telephone!  At work!</description>
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<dc:date>2011-09-23T11:00:06-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Welcome to Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl</title>
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<description>It&apos;s that time of year (again) when everyone is back in school making room for adult playtime with Cheryl.  Now before you get too excited please remember that Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is a phone sex site.  All of our “fun time” is via telephone.

There are two things you need to know: my cheap phone sex rates and my zero tolerance policy for bullsh-t.  At Cheap Phone Sex when you talk to me, Cheryl, the price is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes.  Each additional phone sex minute is 80 cents.  Am I the cheapest?  For live 1 on 1 phone sex, yes!  Yes, I am.  As for my no bullsh-t policy, when you call my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, have your credit card ready and be in a comfortable spot devoid of any distractions.  Keep in mind that when our time begins I do not want to be interrupted.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-09-19T14:09:47-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>What Happens when Johnny Can&apos;t Read, Doesn&apos;t Know How a Bill Becomes a Law and Insists That the Sky Is Green ...When It Isn&apos;t.</title>
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<description>What happens when Johnny (House Republicans) can&apos;t read, doesn&apos;t know how a bill becomes a law and insists that he&apos;s right when he isn&apos;t?  He gets fucked.  Hard.  Not the good kind.

As you guys know I am a die-hard Republican.  Or at least I was.  You see a funny thing happened on the way to 2011.  Wack-a-doodles took over my party.  Oh there are all kinds of nuts especially in Washington, DC.  These nutters (again not the good kind) insisted that every one tow the line, STFU and did I mention tow the line?  These same Teabaggers (yeah I went there) insisted that any “good republican” who didn&apos;t sign the pledge and wouldn&apos;t tow the line was a RINO (republican in name only).

Recall in 1961 Ronald Reagan was a Democrat.  In 1962 when he switched to the Republican Party he said: “I didn&apos;t leave the Democratic Party. The party left me.” What a difference the half century mark makes.

While “real Americans” were labeling RINOs and kicking out of the party Republicans who can read with comprehension, understand how the Constitution works and can separate the pepper from the fly shit, the so-called RINOs said when you need us – you know to read a bill, put what&apos;s going on in historical context, write a check – we won&apos;t be there.  And we weren&apos;t.  

Who won the debt ceiling debate?  President Obama.  How do I know?  The day after the debt ceiling debacle Fox News was talking about birth control.  Birth control!  And Rush (the real and only leader of the Republican Party who can read) was talking about the shitstorm republicans will face on January 1, 2013.

Here&apos;s what happened: December 31, 2012 the Bush tax cuts will expire and if the republicans want to extend those tax cuts they will have to cut spending.  Those spending cuts can not include Social Security, Medicaid, civilian and military retirement, unemployment insurance or Medicare cuts on the individual side.  The cuts will have to come from some place else AND must be a 50/50 ratio with DoD.

OMG!  The liberals must be dancing in the street.  FDR and LBJ&apos;s programs can never be cut (do you have any idea how long never is?) and defense spending must be cut?  So we have a choice, we can either cut defense or raise taxes.  Didn&apos;t I tell you President Obama is a badass?

Who do we have to blame for this?  Those non-reading, couldn&apos;t find a clause in the Constitution if it bit them on the ass ideologues.  See this is what happens when the D-students who couldn&apos;t get into junior college play chess with an Ivy League educated professor who taught constitutional law: you get your ass handed to you.

So keep doing “research”, keep spending your talking points and take out your checkbooks because now the lobbyists are in charge and you are going to need a good one because if you get any federal dollars in your district or state and those monies are not in Social Security, Medicaid, civilian/military retirement or Medicare (non-provider side) you are sooooo fucked.

I don&apos;t know about you but I am going to dust off my chessboard.

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Now let&apos;s talk about the good stuff – me.  Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex.  The price of a phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-08-04T17:29:00-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Tinkering with the Site</title>
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<description>You may have noticed that I made a few little tweaks here and there.  Apparently many of you poor bastards need some flavor in your twitter timeline or facebook whatchamacallits.  Hmmm.  Remember the candy bar called Whatchamacallit?  I digress ...so I added a social bookmarks thingamajig.  You know Hershey&apos;s also has a candy bar named Thingamajig.  Man I know a lot about candy bars and I don&apos;t even eat candy!

Anyhoo ...if there is an individual post you want to share with all you Facebook friends or Delicious compatriots or Reddit buddies now it is much easier to share.  But what would be REALLY helpful is if you take a permanent marker with you to any public bathroom and write the following:

For a good time, call 1-888-669-6389.

Low tech baby!

You have the phone sex number and you know the drill.  It&apos;s ONLY $12 when you talk to me and a little more when you talk to one of my bitches.  Later.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-07-21T15:39:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Jonah</title>
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<description>As you guys know my beautiful black cat, Jonah, passed earlier this month.  I was there when he was born and he never left my side until he took his last breath.  Now some of you may think I am being a little silly but after caring for him for 8 months I took his death very hard.  

I want to thank M- for taking all my phone sex calls these last few weeks.</description>
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<dc:date>2011-07-18T14:00:50-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: Why I Watch Porn and Anthony Weiner Should Resign</title>
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<description>Guys, I was in the middle of a long news fast.  A news fast happens when I stop watching the “news”.  No television.  No radio.  No newspapers.  No political websites.  Nothing.  Oddly when I take a news fast newsworthy things happen.  A few years back during my news fast we found Saddam Hussein.  A couple of months ago we took out bin Laden.  Now?  Sex scandals galore.  I broke my fast to give my two cents about John Edwards.  I haven&apos;t said much about Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I was waiting for the housekeeper turned mistress to come forward.  Someone tells me she has.  That will make an interesting read at the beach.  And then there is Anthony Weiner.

I watch porn for one primary reason.  Sure it&apos;s fun to watch and gets the juices flowing creative and otherwise, but there is only one reason I watch porn – I am looking for my pornos.  I don&apos;t smoke, drink and I have never taken a drug in my life.  I can safely say that I am sober 24 hours a day BUT you never know.  Someone could have secretly taped me.  I could have inadvertently sent my risque pictures to someone without knowing ...and they didn&apos;t tell.  You know once I sent an entire box of adult films to some soldiers in Afghanistan?  It was a mistake.  I had a box of full seasons of I Love Lucy, MASH, Seinfeld, etcc and while I was mindlessly taping up boxes and filing out mailing forms I mailed them a porno box.  These things do happen.

So, I watch porn for obvious reasons and as a check to make certain my pussy isn&apos;t in film.

I think I was getting my hair done and I heard a news clip of someone asking Congressman Weiner if that was his picture of his “junk”.  Anthony Weiner&apos;s response was he didn&apos;t know.  It was at that point that I knew he was lying.  Who doesn&apos;t recognize their own private parts?  A woman may not because well most women rarely masturbate or truly look at their vagina.  But a guy?  You guys see your dick every time you pee which is less often than when you masturbate.  You see your dicks so often that no matter what it is wearing e.g., underwear, pants or a sock puppet you will recognize your dick no matter how grainy the photo.  So in my very humble opinion I believed Anthony Weiner was full of it and later at a press conference he stated just that.  That photo of his “junk” in gray or charcoal underwear was indeed him.  End of story right?

A couple of weeks ago just a few days after launching their twitter account a CIA person accidentally sent what was meant to be a private message onto the CIA&apos;s public twitter page.  The message was quickly deleted and the person who made the mistake no longer has access to the CIA&apos;s official twitter account.  Anthony Weiner did the same thing.  He accidentally sent a private message to every one who follows him on his twitter account.  When it was noticed instead of telling the truth he lied and (this is the worst part) blamed someone else – an unnamed hacker.

Now Congressman Anthony Weiner could have said that it was a private message, apologize for the mishap and we would have thought that he and his new bride were some freaky newlyweds.  If I were his PR guy, that&apos;s what I would have advised.  The ladies he normally texted explicit photos to would have kept their mouths shut thinking “awww he sends both me and his wife dirty photos ...I am special”.  He didn&apos;t do that.  The story refused to die and even gained traction because Weiner forgot the first rule of every pimp – keep your bitches in line.  Nothing makes a bitch angrier than when she figures out she isn&apos;t the only one e.g. Tiger Woods.

Now we find that Congressman Anthony Weiner is a dirty, dirty man with a thing for exhibitionism.  He used his official twitter account (mistake number 1) to send explicit photos of himself.  As any phone sex operator knows, you do not send nude or semi-nude pictures of yourself without first ascertaining the age of the recipient (mistake number 2).  Within his “private” messages is contact with a 17-year old girl (mistake number 3).  Now did he send explicit photos to her and was she one of the ladies he sexted.  Anthony Weiner says no, but then again he said he didn&apos;t recognize his “junk” and swore his Twitter account was hacked until he held a press conference and ...well you get the point.  Anthony Weiner has no credibility.

Anthony Weiner represents some district in New York.  He is their headache.  If they want to keep him in office or even re-elect him, you won&apos;t hear a peep out of me.  You don&apos;t see me chastising the people who keep electing Michelle Bachman, do you?  There is only one thing ...ok two things that will get me to reverse myself – acts of treason and endangering a minor.  Anthony Weiner took a leave of absence when the contact with the 17-year old girl came to light.  If he was at all inappropriate Congressman Anthony Weiner should resign, don&apos;t you think?

Yesterday Ginger Lee (check out her videos e.g. Young as They Cum #20, Doctor Do Me 2, Stuffin Young Muffins 5, and my personal fav Huslter&apos;s Special Edition Cum Shot Collection) stepped forward regarding her contact with Congressmen Anthony Weiner.  This ...this is why I don&apos;t do email or text.  When you are in the adult entertainment business the conversation (on his part) always turns to something naughty and we get paid for that.  Speaking of which …

Well, before I give my contact information, let me just day that porn stars talk.  They&apos;re goal is to sell dvds.  Ginger Lee is about to make a butt load (oh that reminds me she is also in T&amp;A Buffet) of money.  Phone sex operators make their money by keeping their mouths shut.  Our customers pay for their privacy.  So, Congressman Weiner, you should have sexted phone sex operators.  Our lips are sealed.  And on that note ...

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Your privacy is guaranteed.  Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.  Do not ask how much a phone sex call with me is.  You know the price of a cheap phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents.  I only accept credit cards and you must be at least 23 when you call.

UPDATED: 6 hours after I published this Anthony Weiner resigned.  The hecklers asked a very important question: Are you bigger than 7 inches?  Thank you Anthony Weiner for resigning and proving that not only Republicans are involved in sex scandals.  Now how is that for bi-partisanship?</description>
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<dc:date>2011-06-16T08:24:55-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: The Cat Is Fine and So Am I</title>
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<description>I received a number of questions so I thought I take this sleepy Saturday afternoon to explain:

I have been off and on for the past 2 or 3 weeks because my cat took a turn for the worse.  He&apos;s alive and kicking but extremely ill.  A few months back the veterinarian stated that J- had congestive heart failure (CHF) so he was treated for that.  However, here was a little more to the story.  J- kept seizing.  So I took him back in and found that in addition to CHF he has chronic renal failure (CRF).  CHF, CRF ...believe me these acronyms do not make it any easier for a dyslexic like me.

As I mentioned earlier the first vet after several thousand dollars was completely off on the diagnosis.  The prognosis was that J- was not live out the night.  That was 7 months ago.  About 5 or 6 vets later I took J- to a recent transplant to the area whose sister and I happened to go to law school together.  Mixed with some holistic stuff we were able to dissolve the clot in his legs but he still wouldn&apos;t or couldn&apos;t walk.  As I suspected months ago J- had stroked out.  I was treating his heart condition which was actually a symptom of the real issue – his kidneys failing.  

I don&apos;t think J- will ever walk again.  Normally this is about the time I would consider putting him down BUT he&apos;s not in any pain.  J- has always been very intelligent and the stroke does not appear to have changed his mental state.  Oh, he&apos;s a little annoyed because he can&apos;t jump up on anything or sit at the window and watch birds.

So J- and I took a plane trip to arguably the best animal research hospital in the country.  I wanted confirmation about stroke.  They were amazed that J- was still alive.  His heart is gigantic, the entire left ventricle is clotted AND the brain scan showed numberous mini-strokes.  Did you know having kidney failure makes you more susceptible to a stroke?

At this point I realized and was advised that J&apos;s situation has to be treated agressively to prevent any more strokes and possibly decrease the size of the heart.  The protocol requires nearly 24-hour monitoring so I adopted a poly-phasic sleep schedule.  I sleep 30 minutes every 6-hours.  Now don&apos;t get excited.  This does not mean that I am taking phone sex calls 24/7.  To help pass the time and not break my sleep pattern I play Evony. 

J- is fed a small raw food meal every 4-6 hours and receives blood thinners and anti-clot medication at opposite times.  Bottom line is that J- can go tomorrow or 10 years from now.  My part in this is assuring that he is clean, fed and safe.

That&apos;s my phone.  Talk to you soon.
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<dc:date>2011-06-11T16:21:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Cheap Phone Sex: John Edwards – Proof That We Need to Know Who Politicians Are Fucking</title>
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<description>My favorite politician, John Edwards, is in the news today.  Oh, he has never been out of the tabloids after the whole mistress, illegitimate baby while my wife has cancer thing.  Today the former senator has been green-lighted by the Department of Justice (DOJ) for prosecution.  The charge involves campaign violations to cover up his affair and baby momma drama.  The state of California is looking into Arnold Schwarzenegger&apos;s activities regarding his affair and an baby momma.

So, in the future whenever someone says that it is none of our business who an elected official or in this case a person who is running for office is fucking ...or having children with outside of their known spouse/partner tell them to shut the fuck up.  Affairs are expensive especially when a child in involved and campaign dollars are too tempting.  You know this may explain politicians&apos; fascination with what we are doing in our bedrooms but that is none of THEIR business.  You see we (you, me and the rest of America) don&apos;t have access to tax dollars to run the government or campaign dollars to run for office.  Monies that can easily be diverted to hide an affair, bastard children or second families. 

If someone is running for office or are already in office, we need to know who politicians are fucking and the parentage of all their children.  We don&apos;t need to know the dirty details although that would be fun and probably humanize their “story”.  We just need a head count and maybe a timeline.

I mean it!  Moving forward journalists should ask every person running for office the following: Who have you fucked, who are you fucking and how likely are you to fuck someone other than your spouse while in office?  How will you inform your constituents when you fuck someone other than your spouse and/or create a child (or fetus) with a person other than your partner.  Seriously, I don&apos;t think I am going to be able to vote for anyone without these answers.

You know the Republicans have these loyalty oaths promising not to ever raise taxes or something ridiculous like that.  How about a pledge from all the elected officials to not engage in extra-martial affairs and if you need a definition for that call me?  How about a pledge not to father any bastard children?  While we are at it why don&apos;t these office seekers pledge to read the damn bills BEFORE they vote on them.
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<dc:date>2011-05-25T16:07:18-05:00</dc:date>
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