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So, what the hell did he say to the ‘male staffer’. Oh, did I forget to mention the allegation involves man on man harassment? How do you sexually harass a man? Get your ass over here? That’s not harassment. Get down and give me 10? Depending on what is 10, not harassment. Screw you? If you don’t mean it, not harassment. I guess I am at a loss because if I let’s say told a man to strip and give me 10 licks or I will take this strap-on and screw you up the ass, would you consider that harassment or a bonus? It is a good thing that none of you work for me because half the things I say are just plain naughty. Seriously, I know men can be harassed in the workplace by both male and female co-workers, superiors, etc. One should always feel safe in the workplace. What surprises me is based on what has been released or rather leaked, the harassment seems to be all verbal. 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The governor’s argument and proof that he is innocent is that he has been celibate since 1995. I don’t know about you but if I hadn’t had sex since Clinton was president I might have lost my touch. My advances might be construed has a bit aggressive ala rape-y. When a married guy says he has not had sex since 1995, you have to check the fuckability of his wife, Dawn Gibbons. Mrs. Gibbons is southern. Fuckable. She is a natural blonde. Fuckable. The first lady of Nevada is a former business woman so she has the whole bitchy, in control power thing going on. Fuckable. Get this she’s a former state politician. Fuckable. They are dirtier on the state level. Highly fuckable. Anyone having MILF fantasies? Anyone? Guys if you have not had sexual relations with your hot wife in more than a decade don’t tell anyone because every one and I mean every one is going to think that it is her choice due to your little pee pee. ____ As promised. 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Within a week I had devoured every syllable and then I would take a break. I needed to distance myself from the book so that I could write the perfect report and once written I read the book again. Sick, right? I was a goody two-shoes. Well, this past week I read two books, Game Change and The Politician, and they were goooooood. When you call for a phone sex session ask me how to say “good” as it refers to these books. I was born within the southern part of the Appachlachian mountains so by definition I am a hick or hillbilly of sorts. I was born in the South, raised here and have never been any further north than Baltimore. Matter of fact I get dizzy when I see signs saying X hundred miles to New York. It’s like all my dead ancestors are pulling me back. So, to my fellow Southerners, please do not take offense, but that John Edwards stuff is some crazy hick shit. The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards's Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down by former Edwards aide Andrew Young is not a book that I would normally read. I have followed the John Edwards scandal since the National Enquirer’s first yet completely ignored October 2007 story. The so-called mainstream media didn’t pick up the story until months later when the National Enquirer wrote the second story. I read The Politician because I wanted to know how on Earth Mr. Young would ever agree to pretending to father Ms. Hunter’s illegitimate child. It sounded too ‘out there’. After reading the book I get it AND I believe him. I only have one question: where is the sex tape. First of all, she’s a videographer so of course there is a sex tape. Think about it. When you date nurse, you suddenly find yourself with plenty of bandages. When you date a police officer, you aren’t so worried about those traffic tickets. I imagine there are many sex tapes or clips just waiting for Larry Flynt’s movie making magic. The one sex tape that broke Mr. Young from his crazy hick bubble involved the former senator and his pregnant mistress. Now, I don’t know if Mr. Young was upset because the affair was to be over, and clearly it wasn’t; or that watching a pregnant woman have sex grossed him out to the point that all his Southern sensibilities came back, but thank goodness for that pregger tape without it the book may not have been possible. Couple of things about this whole scandal doesn’t sit right. Ms. Hunter has no other children. She’s 43 and having her first and most likely only child. Without planning and the aid some sort of fertility drugs, a 40-something year old woman having her first child way past the date of expiration is a fricking miracle. Elizabeth Edwards said something during her book tour on The View that I found interesting. Barbara Walters asked what if the kid is John Edwards. Elizabeth implied that forgiveness is based on if he planned on having another family. I think he did, and any woman over 32 would agree that some planning had to occur on the part of Ms. Hunter because 43-year old women who have never been pregnant don’t suddenly become pregnant. John Edwards – notice how I do not refer to him as senator anymore – keeps confessing and yet continues to lie. Guys haven’t you found it easier to lie to one woman at a time? Some of you have realized by now that your inability to be believed is directly proportional to the number of women who hear your lie. He admitted to having an affair on Niteline about a year ago. So, a couple of million women heard him, and no one believed him. Like slowly pulling off a bandaid. After reading the books I now understand my fascination with the John Edwards scandal: he is testing us to see which lie we are going to believe. He is still playing the game. He still thinks he is a contender. John Edwards doesn’t get it. The electorate is never going to believe him again. He will never be appointed to anything of substance and if he ran for an elected office I and others like me would gleefully write a check to the other candidate. No one is buying that his sexual relationship with Ms. Hunter is over. And the bit about suddenly becoming a doting father after denying the parentage of a child will not put him in the good graces of the electorate. Not buying it. My fascination with the John Edwards scandal has been satiated. As you know Elizabeth Edwards lost a teenage son in a tragic accident and later decided to have more children. Mrs. Edwards – not John - went through a protocol some argue increases your chance of developing cancer. This woman has suffered and sacrificed greatly and throughout she has a husband doing crazy hick shit. Anyone who has had a mother or grandmother who has succumbed or survived cancer understands the pain of not knowing if the matriarch of your family is going to see another birthday or Christmas. Despite what anyone says Elizabeth Edwards has handled herself as well as can be expected. After hearing the lies firsthand I think a lot of women wanted her to pack up and leave like Governor Sanford’s wife but when something like this happens every woman has her own timeline. Just as certain as I am of the end John Edwards political career I know Elizabeth Edwards is going to be more than fine. For phone sex that is truly cheap, call 1-888-669-6389. The name of the site is Cheap Phone Sex and the price is 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum or $12 for 15-minutes. Only credit cards are accepted. Must be 23 to call. 784@http://www.cheap-phone-sex.net/ Journal 2010-01-29T14:22:50-05:00 http://www.cheap-phone-sex.net/journal-archives/000783.html Oops! I meant to say penis. 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I never did because I unlike so many Americans will always give the President whomever s/he may be the benefit of the doubt. However, as a true conservative, I did not like seeing what was happening in Washington and the country as a whole. For the first time I entertained the idea of voting for someone on the Democratic ticket. I wanted to vote for someone who understood my pain and knew what it was like to worry about paying the mortgage or seeing your parents struggle to cover your tuition. So for a very brief moment I thought of supporting John Edwards. Whew! That was a close one. Thankfully it never came to it, but I am still a little unnerved. If someone like John Edwards could fool so many Americans to the point where we find nothing out until months after the birth of his alleged illegitimate daughter well all of these politicians deserve some intense scrutiny. Former Senator John Edwards’ childhood friend and campaign finance manager, Andrew Young, will have a book out early next year entitled, The Politician: An Insider's Account of John Edwards' Pursuit of the Presidency and the Scandal That Brought Him Down. While I normally save my reading time for the classics and histories of great men and women, I believe I will purchase this book when it becomes available February 2010 for the simple fact that I have not been able to bypass any nugget of information regarding John Edwards’ indiscretions. It is almost an obsession reading the little bits of information regarding how the former Senator hoodwinked so many people. With possible charges of misuse of campaign money to provide financial support to his mistress and alleged “love child” this is not a private matter. So, SNL got it right this past weekend. Former Senator Edwards, Governor Sanford and Senator Enzi did more than Tiger Woods. 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Unfortunately that tends to happen more so over the holidays. Hope he’s OK. Then later we learn his hot Swedish wife used a golf club to free him from the car. What? My ‘spidey’ senses started to tingle because the story sounded a little fishy. I was not the only one who thought the car story sounded a bit off. The rumor mill started churning and yesterday my favorite rag since it broke the John Edwards’ scandal, the National Enquirer, had this equally weird story of the alleged mistress flying to Los Angeles to meet with her attorney, Gloria Allred. Huh? Why does an alleged mistress need an attorney? Why hasn’t Tiger Woods talked to the good people at the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) and why did he hire a criminal defense attorney, Mark NeJame? So, I took a look at the alleged mistress, whose name escapes me at the moment. She’s hot. She has a great body and apparently given the big ticket names that she has been associated a winning personality. Since she hired Gloria Allred, it is clear the woman is not dumb. While checking out her photos I ran across an October article from Star Magazine about the alleged mistress and another celebrity, David Boreanaz, male lead on the Fox show Bones. Star Magazine alleges that Mr. Boreanaz had an affair with Rachel Uchitel (that’s her name). This is why I do not follow celebrities. It is like accidentally seeing your parents have sex or the chef of your favorite restaurant stick his hand in his pants and readjust his penis only to prepare your meal without washing his hands. These are images that you can never shake, but the fact remains that your parents screw and the people who handle your food do not always wash their hands. If they don’t sue, then you know it’s true. John Edwards never sued the National Enquirer, and I may never watch Bones again. 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Oh yeah, and if I want to do anything medically as it concerns my breast health, I will do whatever my board certified Harvard educated doctor suggests because some random federal agency can not and will not dictate what my “girls” do. Only age and gravity can do that. Can you say backlash? What the heck is the AHRQ? We just celebrated breast cancer awareness month and then this drivel is released. It is dangerous. There are millions of women touched by this disease and all worried about what to do, when to do it and most importantly how to prevent it, and then some largely unknown federal agency blasts the airwaves with a simple message – you’re f-cked. That everything you have been doing to catch it early is for naught. So wait until you are 50, if you make it that long, and we’ll talk. What is damaging about this little cheap recommendation is that it confuses doctors. 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