I am giggling to myself. You see it has been a very long time since I put together a gallery page. I stopped submitting galleries because …well I’m a lazy bitch. Mind you when I refer to myself as a bitch I mean it in a powerful kick-ass type of way. I know I should have cropped out the text stating Mr. Big Dick’s Hot Chicks DOT com. For that matter I should have purchased my own content thereby not needing to crop anything BUT like I said I’m a lazy bitch. Personally I blame the Justice Department and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales specifically. You, Joe or Johanna or TV Jonnie surfer may not have noticed but the adult entertainment community had a little war with the Department of Justice. Oh, it’s not over. It is going to be one of those long ass wars where the only winners are the lawyers. Thank my lucky stars that I have a law degree. Hang on …w-where was I? Oh, yeah the giggling… Well, take a look at these links to some great places to find free uncensored images and movie clips:

The links above are the places where I am submitting this gallery page for lack of a better phrase – a link trade. I love that alien thingy from the folks at Hardcore Junky. Anyhow Tommy’s Bookmarks is great. I have a secret crush on him because he has a New York accent – my weakness. So if any one of you out there have a New York accent don’t think for one moment I’m going to give you any free phone sex. I’m weak but not crazy. Richard’s is great as is Persian Kitty. By the way to the Persian Kitty folks …you think you can list my phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex (dot) NET? It has been eight (8) years and my shit rocks. Ok. OK. Back to the giggling. These TGPs are going to look at this gallery page and say: Where’s the pink? Where’s the pussy? 30 pics and all I get is a @#$%^^$ tit?! And they’re sponsor pics to boot! My response, list it don’t list it, do whatever the fuck you want. This page exists for one purpose only despite what my evil nemesis says. This is for my phone sex callers. Guys enjoy my little story teaser, the images of Lanny Barby, the movie clips highlighting future gallery pages AND don’t forget to call me at 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex (15 Minutes for 12 BUCKS).

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David had invited Cindy over to his home for dinner. He served her spaghetti with his mother's secret meat sauce, tossed salad, garlic bread and for dessert a chocolate souffle. The meal went perfectly. After dinner David cleared the table while Cindy turned on some soft music. David had hoped Cindy would help with the dishes, but she didn't. Not wishing to neglect her, he left the dishes in the sink and returned to his guest. The two sat down on the couch, relaxed, took their shoes off and talked awhile. They discussed several subjects such as material they had learned in their college classes, gossip, and politics. Eventually David moved closer to Cindy and put his arm around her. She then kissed him with her tongue on the mouth. David then began massaging her nipples through her blouse and very soon after had removed her blouse and bra. In the mean time Cindy had also been undressing David. She had taken off his shirt and begun unbuckling his pants. Then an unusual thought hit David, "Cindy should have offered to help with the dishes. She should be taught a lesson." _______________________ Cindy was a taught a lesson that night. You and I can role-play the rest of the night. Game? Call 1-888-669-6389. Get 15-minutes for ONLY 12 BUCKS. Must be 23 to call.