April 25, 2012 All American men must understand that denying women access to birth control means no pussy for you. Let me explain.
Men are attracted to smart and responsible women. A smart, responsible woman usually visits her physician twice a year. Generally men do not have a set schedule like this and tend to visit a physician when there is a problem or a mandatory physical requirement for work such as an insurance exam. For women their primary doctor is either a general practitioner or gynecologist or both. Why is that? For the most part 'women's health' is the pussy.
When I go to the doctor the nurse measures my height, weighs me and takes my blood pressure. Sound familiar? Then s/he asks: when was your last period? They always ask this. Always. I could be in the ER having a heart attack. Before they ask for my insurance believe me when I say some motherfucker is going to ask: when was her last period?
You go to the dentist, the foot doctor, the fucking eye doctor ...the question is always asked: when was your last period? Do you realize that every American woman can tell you to the minute when her last period was? Those strange red dots on the calendar and weird coded texts to the cell phone are reminders as to her LAST PERIOD. It's worse that that. You have sisters? They know. Close to your mother? She knows. Got a best friend she also knows the date of your last period. You need it to get medical care in America.
Obviously medical staff need to ask this question. You can't crack open my chest or prescribe any pill to me without verifying if there is something growing in my womb. Yeah I said verify.
After the nurse asks for the date of your last period, s/he hands you a cup – for your pregnancy test! You didn't know that, did you? It doesn't matter if your last period was 3 months, 3 days or 3 minutes ago you are going to pee in that cup. Now that I think of it I suppose the only people not getting a pregnancy test are pregnant women and the elderly.
After my forced pregnancy test the doctor gives me a pap test (to check for cancer) and goes over my prescribed medicine which includes birth control. Now this is where it gets weird. You see I am a part of the 1% in that I am that 1% of American women of childbearing years who does not take birth control. A whooping 99% of women take some form of birth control. That means every woman you know (except me of course) is on the pill. Think about that.
You take away the pill from 99% of American women and you are never going to get laid again. Take away Plan B, EllaOne and Mifeprex there may be an entire generation of men who will never fuck or will fuck in fear of knowing that this could be the first day of an 18 year commitment. I'll leave you with this: before Roe v Wade DNA sequencing did not exist. Today for $40 you can buy a DNA test at any drug store.
Got it? I am so sure you now understand that no birth control equals no pussy I am going to invest in some birth control stock. 99%? Damn! The other thing women do at this rate is breathe.
Cheryl
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